To: GIdget2004
“Free Will Baptist Family Ministries”
Why don’t Baptists go to night clubs?
Because someone from church might see them dancing.
11 posted on
11/13/2013 9:29:57 AM PST by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
When going fishing, it is wise to invite two baptists with you. Why? Because if you invite one baptist, he will drink all your beer. If you invite two baptists, then you get all the beer to yourself.
22 posted on
11/13/2013 9:38:41 AM PST by
DariusBane
(Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept?)
To: Rebelbase
No...it’s
“Why don’t baptists have sex standing up?”
Because it might lead to dancing.
;D
32 posted on
11/13/2013 9:50:52 AM PST by
Salamander
(Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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