Prof.Faten Abdul Rahman Khorshid Site: Faculty of Sciences Department: Biological Sciences Office No: Work Tel: 6400000 Ex No: 25289 Fax: King AbdulAziz University - 6952000
Posted on 11/11/2013 9:14:11 AM PST by RoosterRedux
“Mind if I sit with you?”
“No....please.....sit down.”
“That’s an interesting looking drink there. Is it some kind of fruit juice?”
“No......camel piss.”
“Ohhhhhh.......look at the time! Where does the lunch hour go? Back to work for me!”
“Would you like to try some?”
“Boy....no thank you! I had some monkey piss for breakfast and you know the old saying, ‘You’re pissing everything away.’ Maybe some good old water for me.”
Or (as they sometimes say in the South)...what's urine is mine.
I don't think that neither cancer victims nor the Nobel Committee will be beating their doors down any time soon...
They gave us Obama and ValJar.
Figures the only other commodity Saudi Arabia has plenty of.
Somehow this reminds me of an old Milton Berle skit in which he developed (back in the dark ages) a formula to live forever.
As proof he shows old historical paintings in which he posed for the original artist going back over 200 years!
Another scientist is so overwhelmed he immediately grabs the formula ( about a gallon)and drink it all down!
Berle then says, “You were supposed to soak your feet in it!”
A killing rampage wasn’t caused by drinking camel urine?
IIRC, the number 0 comes from muslims. So actually they have contributed zero to the world. LOL
Coming soon from those “world class scientists” in Saudi Arabia, a cure for arthritis, Goat Testicles! Further proof that you can fool most people at least half the time! I think it’s long past time for some entrepreneur to set up a Camel Ranch here somewhere.
This is a culture that will drink camel urine but Bass Ale is haram. And someone wonders why they don’t win Nobel Prizes?
No doubt a common chemical found in many other aninmal urine....
Strange — I’d have thought the urine was just full of Bactria ....
“This is a culture that will drink camel urine but Bass Ale is haram.”
And, now we know why Muslims can’t swim.
How many goats did Komenei kill over his life?
Now this is good advice from a man who screwed more Camels than any other man alive.
Prof.Faten Abdul Rahman Khorshid Site: Faculty of Sciences Department: Biological Sciences Office No: Work Tel: 6400000 Ex No: 25289 Fax: King AbdulAziz University - 6952000
Before the invention of paper or parchment, Chinese scholars developed a number system based on sticks placed in varous ways... | one
|| two
||| three
|||| four
__ five
_|_ six
_||_ seven
-- ten
This differed from the Roman numberals which used V for 5 (a stylized hand and X for 10 (stylized two hands).
The counting sticks used began as round, but because they would move, soon became square, and were packed into boxes, some of which still exist. Half of the sticks were black, and half were red, so that negative numbers could be signified.
These were used on counting boards, so squares on the boards could be used as place holders. Were there was no number, a circle was drawn to show that the number was not left off by accident. That was the origin of Zero. Even after the Abacus was invented, chinese scholars turned up their noses at the trade oriented development of the abacus, and did real math with their number sticks.
A surprising pair of words as strange as Democrat Economist.
They’re more like a cancer virus.
The only way to make that garb more unsuitable for lab work would be to add boxing gloves.
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