Posted on 11/10/2013 5:19:21 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
p>The Talk Shows
November 10th, 2013
Guests to be interviewed today on major television talk shows:
FOX NEWS SUNDAY (Fox Network): Gov. Chris Christie, R-N.J.
MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Christie; Sens. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and Bob Corker, R-Tenn.; Rep. Donna Edwards, D-Md.
FACE THE NATION (CBS): Christie; Leon Panetta, former defense secretary and CIA director.
THIS WEEK (ABC): Christie; Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas; Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J.
STATE OF THE UNION (CNN): Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C.; former Sen. Bob Dole, R-Kan.; Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla.; Reince Priebus, Republican National Committee chairman.
You almost have to add:
Hatch
Rove
Mitchell & Boehner, Boehner is always a toss up
The country has to decide if it wants to destroy the best health-care system in the world and replace it with nationalized health-care.
Seldom is this point ever brought up by the drivebys. We had the best healthcare system in the world. It was done through private enterprise with 85% covered. The rest were covered through various methods, not always pretty but covered. the other 15% could have been covered with ease.
The entire system should not have been purposely destroyed in favor of an ultimate single payer communist plot which was simply a smokescreen to nationalize 18% of the economy.
Instead of keying in on the economy which was and still is a disaster zero decided to destroy the best healthcare system ever known to man and created one where hardly anyone is covered. Those that are at a huge cost that few can afford.
Sheer chaos and Cloward Piven induced destruction of the welfare system is where 0'Care leads as well as the aforementioned nationalization of 18% of the economy.
The additive IQ of those on your list is below 1000.
That right there easily qualifies them for a place at the table :)
You are not alone, I wanted Rick to win.
You get the picture that something is going on there but its really tough to get to and document.
And I don't think McCain or Graham are officially Democrats yet, so they would not count on this version of the table.
>> let’s make one... <<
Nice start.
Just to be fair and balanced let us also add:
Jesse Jackass
Al Sharpton
Charlie Rangel
Sheila Jackson Lee (named after racists)
Maxine Waters
John Conyers
And from Chicago:
Dan Rottencowskin
Blago
Morning AB, All….sang at 8:30 am mass.
Thank you AB for doing this thread, as always. Got all the Sunday talk shows on DVR and am watching.
Have greatly enjoyed Obama’s discomfort over his lying and his ridiculous “apology”.
We are not stupid out here in la-la land where we carry this country on our backs. We have kids and they lie all the time. Well maybe YOUR kids lie but mine don’t….heh.
The pundits want to talk about it forever, of course, it’s what they do. Those of us with lives that don’t involve talking for a living know he lied and we will deal with him like we do all liars, silly us with our absurd common sense.
We’ll just refuse to believe anything he says again. Not that we did believe him much before but I’m jus’ sayin’.
So my big news this week, as I am catapulted to a strange fame down here in the swamps, is my new career as….TADA..
….A STANDUP COMEDIAN!!!
Yes I have the whole “act” on tape and in due course I will put up the link that yon reader might enjoy.
Cause tween you and I folks, and I say with all due modesty….I was the best act of the night.
What was I?
A nun, of course.
Last night my church had its first annual Talent Show which I was co-pilot in putting on, gathering talent and star of that nun stunt. I was terrified all day yesterday as I’d NEVER did a comedy act before in my life.
The church actually bought me a nun costume!
And I told several really good Catholic jokes!
I watched the tape folks and dag, I was good. My timing was spot on….and let’s not forget I had to improvise. What I had to do was show up out of nowhere, dressed in my nun’s outfit, while the MC asked me who I was and what did I want. I had to walk through the audience carrying this yardstick and ad lib with the seated attendees. I chose my own granddaughter for one of these interactions.
I told my jokes on the stage and I just wanted it to be over with. The crowd was rolling in the aisles. We had another comedian there and I’m sorry folks, allegedly he was an opening act for Jonathan Winters but my act was waaaaaaaay better, taking my prejudice into account.
I am currently reading a book called “Rediscover Catholicism” by Matthew Kelly, which I love and which will, literally, change my life. My church gave every registered parishioner a free copy, even mailing it out to those who didn’t pick it up after mass. At my age I thought I’d read all the great books but this one is the greatest I’ve read in my life.
The title leaves one to believe it’s all about Catholicism, which it is, but it’s as much about Christianity as most anything. I see cherished truths in the words and feel renewed.
Anyway I ended my comedy act with one of my favorite quotes from the book, and to the surprise and applause of the attendees, almost 200 strong and we sold out and had to turn many away.
I’d told my Catholic jokes to a mostly Catholic audience, asked them to raise their hands if they were Catholic.
“Catholics aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves,” I said from the stage, fully dressed, mind you, as a nun. “Just remember, whatever you may feel about the Catholic church, EVERY DAY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH FEEDS SIX MILLION PEOPLE ACROSS THE PLANET”.
I use caps on purpose, as it my wont...as I raised my voice for emphasis.
“The Church never asks the poor if they are Catholic. The Church just asks if they are hungry”.
Man I had tears shining across the room, doggone right, be proud of your religion, the only religion started by Jesus Christ Himself! People were hugging me, telling me how much they loved me, that I am their hero….hey,. Yon readers….remember that these people have seen me in the newspaper, on the local TV, now the comedy act. I am not deserving of all this love but by golly God’s got a plan for me, I know He does, and I am but His lowly servant.
The book says that new saints and leaders will rise up and change the course of history-the book is very conservative by the way, it’s not politically numb is what I’m saying here. Somehow, someway, God’s got a plan for me and I’m just following His guidance.
If you want to see my act, which was only about 5 minutes long , tops, hold on and I’ll get the link. My daughter put it up on Facebook and not sure how to provide a link to it.
“I regret very much that what we intended to do, which is to make sure that everybody is moving into better plans because they want them, as opposed to because they’re forced into it.”
Incoherent, just like the economic policies, foreign policy,...being forced into a 'better' policy? Who, that is paying for it, has even been offered a better policy value?
The mandate "Guaranteed Issue" does not make it a better policy. It makes it an awful policy.
It shouldn't even be called "insurance" at that point.
MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Roundtable - Rep. Donna Edwards, D-Md.
Edwards (Republicans)”have to stop standing in the way”
[Democrats got the bill they voted for, Rep Edwards]
If Grahamnesty loses in the primaries he will run as a Demorat.
Heard it here first...the SC Democrat Party wants him anyway and will grant him special dispensation.
And he could win.
We need to do a better job of nationalizing goobers election than we did with Cuccinelli in Va. We already know not to depend on the RNC/GOP-in this case they will be the enemy.
THIS WEEK (ABC):
Did the Stephnopholis reporter just say the Iranian Supreme leader was on twitter, naturally? That’s what I thought I heard...
Good stuff Son! Benghazi is far from over! The big question now is will Boehner let amnesty overtake Benghazi between now and the end of the year?
If Grahamnesty loses in the primaries he will run as a Demorat.
Heard it here first...the SC Democrat Party wants him anyway and will grant him special dispensation.
And he could win.
If Graham wins as a Dem, so what? A GOP Senate with McConnell as majority leader will mean absolutely nothing with the kenyan in the WH. He already let slip “We need the Presidency”. McConnell will continue giving obama blank checks and the country will continue burning. The Senate is a total lost cause without a strong conservative POTUS.
THIS WEEK (ABC): Gov. Chris Christie, R-N.J.
Christie (Immigration) “not working for the economy”
[Immigration is not a broken policy, it’s not being enforced.]
Well, they’re all definitely idiots, but not Sunday Morning Talk Show idiots.
Well in that case, let’s not forget Susan Rice, who was enough of an idiot inside of one Sunday to make the list.
I’d think certain political hacks, er I mean, program hosts, should be on the table as well. Especially those that have been exposed as morons by articulate conservatives.
David Gregory
Candybar Crowley
Stepinawfulpis
Incontinent Bob
Chrispit Matthews
and of course Wahn
Have you folks seen the lineup on the Sunday morning news shows (Laugh Brigade....all losers, extraordinary)? Total waste of time!!! Blah....blah....Blah, BORING HOGWASH!!!
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