Obama: I'd fix HealthCare.gov myself, "but I don't write code"

CBS News ^ | November 8, 2013 | Lindsey Boerma

[Zakeet]

President Obama wanted to go in himself and fix glitches that have plagued HealthCare.gov since its rollout last month, he told a crowd Friday at the Port of New Orleans, "but," he added, "I don't write code."

The president couldn't ignore altogether lingering dissatisfaction with the botched health insurance exchanges, despite that the crux of the speech was intended to move back on the offensive with other aspects of his second-term agenda - specifically, job growth through investments in infrastructure and increasing U.S. exports.

[DoughtyOne]

Code? LOL

Folks, it’s programming and internet site development.

IMO “Code” is a word folks use in this situation when they know nothing about the topic, so they can sound like a savvy player.

[InterceptPoint]

Jimmy Carter, the Former Worst President in History along with the Former Runner Up.

[Lou L]

But I'm sure that if he did write code, it would be magnificent. Elegant. Efficient. Completely optimized. A work of art so beautiful, that any coders having to maintain it in the future would shed tears every time they opened a file touched by him.

Give me a break.

[hosepipe]

The REAL traitorous scalawags are the PRESS that lets him get away with it all..
AND the comedians that REFUSE to pillory him...

AND the voters that elected hm TWICE...

America is being PUNISHED by Beelzebub Obama...
and AMERICA DESERVES IT TOO..

Could be.................. America does not deserve to be a country anymore..
All the SPECIAL people died out or were killed defending her..
All the proper outrage has been RE-educated....

You know.............. BRAIN WASHED.... arm chair generals.. COWARDS.....

[rlmorel]

Every.

Single.

Time.

This.

Turd.

Opens.

His.

Piehole.

I.

Don’t.

Think.

He.

Can.

Increase.

His.

Level.

Of.

Idiocy.

And.

Then.

He.

Proves.

Me.

Wrong.

[JohnBrowdie]

It’s fascinating how he manages to center everything around himself.

This is the high end of “damaged by his daddy abandoning him”

[SandRat]

[hosepipe]

The GAME MUST continue... until it's DONE..
UNless the elite political class is pulled down...
click for VIDEO--

[tophat9000]

You and you friends DID write the code..its the HealthCare law..and its a far more hosed upped, kluged upped mess then the HealthCare computer code

[Brad from Tennessee]

“I’d fix that leaky toilet in the West Wing ladies room but I’m not a plumber.”

“I’d fix the economy but I’m afraid I don’t have the sense God gave a jackass.”

[a fool in paradise]

The man didn’t even write his own books.

[ßuddaßudd]

Poor thing doenst even know what capacity in all this he is supposed to fulfill, or attempt to . . .

[tophat9000]

You and your friends DID write the code..its the HealthCare law..and its a far more hosed upped, kluged upped mess then the HealthCare computer code

As they say...Garbage in Garbage out

[ArmstedFragg]

So we’ll give him a programmer to write the code and he can do all the rest of the work. That’d be a lot of fun to watch. “okay, after we get the array populated what do want to do next?” “uhh...er...well uh...”

[needmorePaine]

“Hello, World” would probably give him fits, not necessarily because the code is too difficult, but because he would have to deign to acknowledge the world around him.

[RC one]

No you don’t, you just stand up there and tell lies as near as I can tell.

[SECURE AMERICA]

Obama: I’d fix HealthCare.gov myself, “but I don’t write code”

or lead or do anything right.......................

[TigersEye]

Obama: “I’d fix HealthCare.gov myself, but the only real job I ever had was scooping ice cream.”

[C210N]

Based on prior escapades, I'd think he could write Super Code

[Raebie]

Hell, give him a keyboard.

I doubt he could make things much worse.