Posted on 11/08/2013 8:54:44 AM PST by Biggirl
NOT john kerry
Transgender fish?
Thank God Rush sees the ridiculousness of us removing sanctions on Iran even as nuclear proliferation is running rampant.
Obama is proliferating nuclear arms to our enemies.
Aye Aye Willllber!
Hey Obama!!
5% of the population is 16.5 million by my estimation
16.5 million WORKING people.
I’m surprised Obama didn’t claim he learned about ppl losing their healthcare on the news, like the rest of us.
The guy is stunning in his arrogance and lack of responsibility for anything.
Just like a carnival barker or a 3 card monte artist.
Spin em around, spin em around.
We are not responsible for lost OR stolen items.
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Perfect analogy.
No refunds, either.
Moron progressives are claiming “It’s worth destroying 15 million poeple’s health insurance policies, because health care is a right for all!,” but not long ago the same morons were saying, “We should disregard the right to keep an bear arms, after all if it saves just one life it is worth it!”
A government that can determin what rights to grant the public, is a tyrannical government.
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Rush understands the exquisite irony about health care. For YEARS the Bastardcrats were wailing about people not having health care. With the passage of Obamafraud, 129 million people will lose their health care. Good job Bamster et al.
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Obamacare punishes the working class and rewards the underclass.
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=57873
is that another requirement for all policies? is it already factored into the policies already sold?
Rush is wrong about transfats.
They do kill.
I have said it for 30 years.
I saw a good cartoon the other day that sums up the dissatisfaction with being upgraded on Obama’s plan.
Obama was hawking an electric car with leather seats for $70K
The customer just wanted a cheap compact commuter, but the Obamamobile was mandated and they had to buy it.
People are going to have to make the choice between mandated crap they don’t need and REAL things that they do need, like mortgage payments or food.
If you were paying $250 a mo for health care and $600 for a mortgage payment and now you are fiscally forced via mandate to pay $900 a mo for healthcare, Where do you find the money for the mortgage?
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