That would explain drooling or uncontrolled flatulence. Maybe this guy has both of those problems, too. I don't know.
But it doesn't explain light-in-the-loafers leftism so many of these wannabe jock journalists are afflicted with.
Maybe they learned fear from all the big guys that pounded on their heads, and they turned in wusses? I dunno...It would seem, if you have been beat up, you would want to be the beater, so you would join a gang of cowardly bullies. That would give you power to confront the godfather, and demand to know why his thugs haven’t been to the gay bar to beat up the clientele in three weeks.
But I digress.