How many years were you incarcerated? Did you enjoy it?
That is the biggest cliche response. If I only had a dollar for every time some Statist idiot said that...
You can do better.
How long have you been wearing your LEO pig knee pads? Don’t worry, you and yours will get your turn. I’ll laugh as I see the likes of you realize you spent your whole life carrying water for people who have beaten, raped and/or killed someone you care about. You’ll get no pitty from the rest of us.