I would posit that these signs are making Americans more stupid than ever by short-circuiting natural selection.
We actually used to have a lot of accidental deaths. It usually involved someone doing something stupid— climbing a fence with a loaded gun, sticking hands into running farm equipment, etc. Life used to be filled with survival tests. Now, any idiot can live to a ripe old age.
Truth, there was no room for a warning label on his forehead. According to him he had a birth certificate pasted there.
Eric, it’s certainly time to thin the heard.