Posted on 10/25/2013 2:59:37 PM PDT by Biggirl
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PEPPERMINT
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............ but they kind of taste like peppermint.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God, again saw it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”
But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
(you sure you werent eating a urinal cake?)
ouch.......
I've had XO and even Louis The 13th cognac but there's nothing I like better than 30year old Torres JAMIE 1 Brandy. It's as expensive as the good cognacs but it tastes so much better...sweet and smoky. I have a small snifter every night with my mini Brownie and Vanilla Ice Cream Sunday with Hershey's Chocolate Sauce.
I’d like to buy everyone in Congress one of those sling shots
Thanks; didn’t see that one on the shelves, but I’ll get it thru Amazon.
This little item sounds interesting......
NSA Website down - being actively hacked
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3083719/posts
Once the obamacare website gets running, I hope hackers destroy it with denial of service attacks.
That’s guy’s lucky his skull isn’t split open and brain-damaged.
Reminds me of the YT Vid of the guy who got hit with the .50cal BMG richochet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc
I hope so too. This is just the first step and it only concerns buying insurance. My wife’s doctor has her Obamaware already installed and she is really upset. Some bureaucrat is going to be looking over her shoulder and second guessing everything she does. Things are going to get much worse and I think the libs are not all that displeased with the numbing effects of what is happening now.
was just a matter of time.....prolly some udder country getting even.....or Russian employin snowdon
Why is Mark Levin going to Bliz-con?
Does he play WoW?
You got me. I’m an FFXI person myself but I’m getting my account ready to sell.
Good article. Michelle is on the ball as usual.
You got me. I’m an FFXI person myself but I’m getting my account ready to sell.
OMG, I haven’t played that in YEARS.... Had a Red Mage Elvaan
Aha! I started with a White Mage (human), capped that, then Paladin, capped that and then Thief and capped that. I had every job unlocked and all up to level 30 and higher. Lot of fun but they ruined the game as far as I’m concerned. I do have a beautifully decorated Moog House - I’ll have to post a picture someday.
Have a good and blessed night and weekend Everyone!:)=^..^=
Good Night Sprity,Pepsi,Griffy,Muffin,Pumpkin,Snowball,Goofy,Midnight,Sweetie,Buster,PeeWee,Patches,Ebony,Desi,Negritia,Mildred,Buster,Friskie,Abby,Jackie,Petee,Geno-Simba,Strawberries.
Ready to go home with me all my beloved cats. :)=^..^=
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