Offensive Halloween costumes banned by US university

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10401584/Offensive-Halloween-costumes-banned-by-US-university.html ^ | October 24 2013 | Lucy Kinder

[MeshugeMikey]

University students in America have been told not to wear "offensive" halloween costumes including cowboys, indians and anything involving a sombrero.

Students at the University of Colorado Boulder have also been told to avoid "white trash" costumes and anything that portrays a particular culture as "over-sexualised" - which the university says includes dressing up as a geisha or a "squaw" (indigenous woman).

They are also asked not to host parties with offensive themes including those with “ghetto” or "hillbilly" themes or those associated with "crime or sex work."

[The_Media_never_lie]

Obama masks should be forever banned as they way too frightening, even if you know it’s only a Halloween mask.

[MeshugeMikey]

Ive been called racist simply for posting a single photo...of the great leader on a couple of nameless web forums...

some peoples racism meters seem to be permanently pegged ....

[MeshugeMikey]

Please provide as many photos as possible,,,

[MeshugeMikey]

I may dress as Mammy Herself. Or perhaps Aunt Jemima...as a part of the Great Chefs Tradition.

[A CA Guy]

So if I go to that University with a niece suit and a teleprompter I will be OK?

[MeshugeMikey]

Mr Hillary Clinton of course

[MeshugeMikey]

Id take a Fainting Expectant Diabetic Obie Devotee...just to be on the safe side.

[A CA Guy]

Would she have to wear a tacky shmatta and a plastic shiny wig just like in the real world or would that be inflammatory?

[MeshugeMikey]

Ted Cruz masks....might be the next big thing

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You Mask makers out there take note....

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the very scariest costume I can IMAGINE would have to include this soon to be famous Hillary Mask.

[MeshugeMikey]

its a come as you really are mask....

[A CA Guy]

Or how about I get followed around by a small crowd of drooling zombies with government phones and their hands out asking as pets from more from their master? Would that go too far?

[A CA Guy]

Can we use a penis pump as a microphone in honor of Sandra Fluke while at it or would that also be insensitive?

[MeshugeMikey]

ah yes the New Sandra FLuke Costume/

Id have to say that ANYTHING GOES would be the watchword for those choosing to adorn themselves with a Fluke Costume.

[MeshugeMikey]

although a bit cumbersome...as costumes go I see no directive that would disallow one from dressing as The Great Leader ....or any of his lackys

[A CA Guy]

How about you go as a couple and have a Sandra Fluke doll with a full body condom as part of the costume, would that be OK you think?

Or you can go as the President doing a partial birth abortion procedure maybe, too far?

[ifinnegan]

I didn’t stay there my whole life.

In college I earned degrees.

[MeshugeMikey]

the Obama as Abortionist...would be a BIG HIT around here.

this very liberal....Limousine Liberal infested portion of Marin County would surely welcome me with open arms given their support of all things “progressive”.

the more money then brains crowd would surely be AWED.

Last year one neighbor gave away ipods....to all....

Perhaps I should dress as a ObamaCare navigator??

[GeronL]

That sounds like some neighborhood

[MeshugeMikey]

its unbelievable utterly unbelievable

1oo-k TESLAS galore...though I dont...have one...

they FEEL a need to HELP everyone.....ya know

[A CA Guy]

Yeah, so we can all dress up as Obama and have a wagon with a dummy looking like it has a half born baby. We can play a recording of the baby crying as the Great Leader kills it out of the womb in honor of partial birth abortion.

Seems fair since it is in the real world.