“Step right up and get your free lunch! All you have to do is vote Democrat, and you get a free lunch! Free sandwiches made from free bread from the free supermarket where free stockers put the bread on the racks. And the supermarket got the free bread from the free food wholesaler whose free employees used free propane to power the free forklift that loaded the free bread onto the free transport truck that’s powered with free diesel made by the free employees at the free refinery. The free wholesaler got the free bread from the free bakers at the free bakery that used free natural gas to bake the free bread. They received the free wheat to make the free bread in free train cars pulled by free railroad engines controlled by free engineers. They got the free bread from free grain wholesaler who got it from free farmers who harvested it with free combines made by free employees at a free plant. The combines also run on free diesel made by free refinery workers who bought the oil from free oil companies whose free employees freely searched for free oil using free technology developed by free engineers. Everything’s free!”
Wow.
Bravo!