Headbanger Ball: Is "Rams" an acceptable team name?

The Shinbone: The Frontier of the Free Press ^ | October 18, 2013 | Daniel Clark

[morphing libertarian]

49ers offensive to greedy gold diggers

[freebilly]

How’z about the Washington White Trash. I might root for them if they changed their name to that....

[freebilly]

Just drop the second sentence and call them the Washington Reds.

Let's just go all the way and call them the Washington Commies. Lord knows there's plenty of them in D.C. ....

[dfwgator]

Complete with a red star and a hammer and sickle on the helmet.

[AZLiberty]

I think sheep have a legitimate gripe about the Rams.

[rdcbn]

Not if you live in San Francisco

[rdcbn]

From Barry’s Desk

Next week’s ToDo’s - Dangerous Football Team Names! Talking points for MSM

Patriots - Glorifies extremism.
Rename to New England Progressives

Bengals - Offensive ethnic slur directed at Bangladeshis
Rename to Cincinnati H1Bs

Cowboys - Promotes gender bias
Rename to Dallas Cowpersons

Browns - Offensive term used to describe non-white peoples
Rename to Cleveland Rainbows

Packers - Offensive term used to describe gays
Rename to Greenbay Tops

Vikings - Glorification of savage murderous barbarians
Rename to Minnesota Islamic Horde

Saints - VIOLATES SEPARATION OF RELIGION AND STATE!!!!
Rename to New Orleans Chocolates

Buccaneers - Glorification of piracy and is threatening to innocent seafarers
Rename to Tampa Bay Pool Party

49ers - Ageist and discriminatory term directed at the non-young
Rename to San Francisco Wards of the State

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ROFLAMO

This needs to become one of those viral e mail attachments that never seems to become extinct

[Secret Agent Man]

i’d also accept the St Louis Fingerbangers.

[Right Wing Assault]

Gotta get rid of all "Columbus" references since he was a genocidal racist. Let's start with Columbia University.

I propose that all mascot/nicknames be computer generated using the common pharmaceutical rule of alternating vowels and consonants. Zipunob, Takawif, Fakagaz, Lipadip, Tiburon, Milano, (oops, those 2 are cars) etc.

"And now, the staring lineup for the Chicago Lubafag..."

[Old Yeller]

D.C. Dictators. Reminds me of the SNL skit with Eddie Murphy. Yo dictate good.

[Old Yeller]

Browns - Insensitive to people with Irritable Bowel Syndrome

[Old Yeller]

I think sheep have a legitimate gripe about the Rams.

Then by association, so would the muzzies.