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Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)
Mental Floss ^ | October 15, 2013 | Meghan Holohan

Posted on 10/17/2013 8:03:11 AM PDT by tom h

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To: tet68

“The hold world is your urinal.” That’s another thing I teach my boy. Except his britches. We’re still working on that.


121 posted on 10/17/2013 10:30:42 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: tom h

Thanks!


122 posted on 10/17/2013 10:34:04 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: pgkdan

There’s really no comparison. I’ve never seen huge turds on the floor of a men’s room. Not even in one of the stalls, just out in the middle of the room.


123 posted on 10/17/2013 10:34:22 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: beelzepug

LOL. And winter is almost here.


124 posted on 10/17/2013 10:35:39 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: CodeToad

That one goes in my file.


125 posted on 10/17/2013 10:36:02 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Thanks...now I have to go and goole just to see how out of touch I am!


126 posted on 10/17/2013 10:37:04 AM PDT by pgkdan
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To: coton_lover

I just never want my son to have to ask the following question. “Mommy, is it okay if I stand up?”


127 posted on 10/17/2013 10:37:13 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

Haha.


128 posted on 10/17/2013 10:40:38 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Musketeer
I tried to sit down and pee once.... once. My balls got soaked!

Sooo....you take a dump standing up too?

129 posted on 10/17/2013 10:41:32 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (So Obama "inherited" a mess? Firemen "inherit" messes too. Ever see one put gasoline on it?)
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To: pgkdan
I can tell you unequivocally that woman leave public bathrooms in a much, much more...exponentially more...nasty, filthy state.

LOL, having worked in and managed bars and nightclubs for over a decade during my life, I can absolutely attest to what you say.

A little pee splash on the floor, or even pee puddles, do not compare to some of the scenes of utter catastrophe I witnessed in the "Ladies" room, evidence left behind that defied all logical explanation and made one wonder how anyone left the place alive.

130 posted on 10/17/2013 10:43:23 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach, said one woman.)
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To: tom h; a fool in paradise
Scatological PING to Mr Benny Hill!


131 posted on 10/17/2013 10:43:52 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Toilets are too low for most guys.

And most pee on toilets seats is just toilet water splashback.

Give us a urinal in every home!

132 posted on 10/17/2013 10:45:14 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach, said one woman.)
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To: tom h

nope.

i do think everyone should look down before going or sitting down, to avoid unpleasant surprises. just common sense to ensure it’s set up for what you want to do. never assume.


133 posted on 10/17/2013 11:36:15 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: beelzepug

backyard is way better than the sink.

no uric acid buildup in the pipes. you don’t want to roto-root that out.


134 posted on 10/17/2013 11:39:26 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Theoria

Actually, the Germans call men who sit down to pee “setzenpinklers”, which is an emasculating insult.


135 posted on 10/17/2013 11:47:45 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: tom h

How else ya gonna read the paper


136 posted on 10/17/2013 11:52:03 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: Liberty Valance

That is GOOD!
Thanks for the chuckles.


137 posted on 10/17/2013 12:10:39 PM PDT by Imnidiot (This space for Rent)
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To: tom h

Yes, and it is a wonderful thing when they do.

Arabic men are taught to pee sitting from a young age. The one and only good thing about them!


138 posted on 10/17/2013 12:26:28 PM PDT by jodyel
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To: KarlInOhio

“Script or print?”

How else are they going to learn cursive? The schools don’t teach it anymore.


139 posted on 10/17/2013 12:34:08 PM PDT by beelzepug (if any alphabets are watchin', I'll be coming home right after the meetin')
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To: tom h

The person who proposed this was “retarted sir”


140 posted on 10/17/2013 12:35:20 PM PDT by GeronL
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