[null and void]

And just why do you suppose he was dating a funeral director, hmmmm?

[Charles Martel]

Yep, I suspect that old Sam Kinison stand-up comedy bit about necrophilia was all too accurate.

[morphing libertarian]

elementary, my dear watson

[Lonely Bull]

And just why do you suppose he was dating a funeral director, hmmmm?

Even his dating was political; he imagined that a funeral director would have especial insights about some of the Democrats' most faithful supporters.