Write your own phony scientific paper....
SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator - MIT CSAIL Parallel …
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SCIgen is a program that generates random computer science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to ...
Notice the computer modelers that won a Nobel prize in the article several up from this one.
Makes you wonder