I see an outstanding marketing opportunity here. Go check out one of the faucets and determine what kind of handle is needed. Then go to Lowes or Home Depot or Wal-Mart and buy a case or two. Then set up a table near the entrance and rent the handles or sell them at a profit.
Of course, you could always sell lemonade!
You can't do that anymore. The local government would come out and say that you need a permit, after being tipped off by the Feds.