Tell them you are offended and you have a civil right not to be offended like all the other victim groups.
If they refuse to listen.
Burn down the college.
//sarc
When a Virginia-based research firm came to campus a couple of years ago to present findings from their study of campus diversity, then-Diversity Officer Damon Williams sent a gaggle of shouting, sign-waving undergraduates to the meeting, disrupting the proceedings so badly that the meeting was cancelled.
Something about breaking eggs and "remaking America". It has been visibly afoot, of course, since the middle '60s.
Burn the college first. Then say you did so because it offended you.