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All the Ways John Kerry Can Address Plastic Surgery Rumors
New York Magazine ^ | 9/20 | KAT STOEFFEL

Posted on 09/21/2013 2:42:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 09/21/2013 2:42:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Kerry still should be sold for meat in France.


2 posted on 09/21/2013 2:45:36 PM PDT by Paladin2 (h)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; Daffynition
Old war wound acting up, tha's all!


3 posted on 09/21/2013 2:46:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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He’s still as ugly as a mud fence.


4 posted on 09/21/2013 2:47:03 PM PDT by Iron Munro (When a killer screams 'Allahu Akbar' you donÂ’t need to be mystified about a motive.)
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For months he’s been looking like a mortician does work on him every morning...and then there’s that tongue-darting thing he’s got goin’ on.


5 posted on 09/21/2013 2:47:19 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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He could order himself at a restaurant, in French.


6 posted on 09/21/2013 2:47:31 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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Whatever it is, I hope it's painful and uncomfortable.

Same for Hanoi Jane Fonda

7 posted on 09/21/2013 2:48:56 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Palin was right (again)!)
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To: ErnBatavia; Revolting cat!
then there’s that tongue-darting thing he’s got goin’ on.

He learnt it in Viet Nam!


8 posted on 09/21/2013 2:50:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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When he did his last surgery they forgot to put the stitches on his forehead and the bolts on his neck.


9 posted on 09/21/2013 2:50:52 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (What you get when you refuse to vet)
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10 posted on 09/21/2013 2:54:53 PM PDT by LucyT
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You decide:


11 posted on 09/21/2013 2:56:49 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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LOL.


12 posted on 09/21/2013 2:58:27 PM PDT by Paladin2 (h)
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I’ve been thinking chin-chop for a while, but now I think he’s had some implants and a lift. Either theory, it makes him look like a blockhead.


13 posted on 09/21/2013 2:58:31 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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I could have conveyed the above blabbering, too-cute-by-half story in one sentence....

Ketchup Kerry had work done on his face (who cares what kind and where) and now he looks like one of those hold-up guys with a nylon stocking pulled tightly over his head and face.

Leni

14 posted on 09/21/2013 2:58:57 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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Looks even more like Lurch.


15 posted on 09/21/2013 2:59:15 PM PDT by Paladin2 (h)
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LOL.

(This thread is GOOD!)

16 posted on 09/21/2013 3:00:23 PM PDT by Paladin2 (h)
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now he looks like one of those hold-up guys with a nylon stocking pulled tightly over his head and face.

Laughing.

17 posted on 09/21/2013 3:00:44 PM PDT by LucyT
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Madame Tussaud should’ve used all that wax to make candles rather than wasting it on a Presidential Candidate John “Grade F” Kerry figure.


18 posted on 09/21/2013 3:01:16 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Madame Tussaud should’ve used all that wax to make candles rather than wasting it on a Presidential Candidate John “Grade F” Kerry figure.


19 posted on 09/21/2013 3:01:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Guess which one looks more like Kerry in your picture?


20 posted on 09/21/2013 3:01:43 PM PDT by GeronL
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