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To: peteyd

The “wedding night” could be the salvation of the world. Think coronary!


9 posted on 09/21/2013 7:36:58 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Don Corleone

Attila the Hun died on his wedding night from a nosebleed, thus saving the world from further bloody scourges. It is thought by some that his bride did him in.


14 posted on 09/21/2013 7:57:42 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Don Corleone

Reminds me of Arthur’s wedding night on King of Queens. “I took enough Cialis for a hockey team......”


16 posted on 09/21/2013 7:59:47 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: Don Corleone

Hmmmm. My fantasy is more like “book of Judith.” I hate to wish evil on anyone, but there are a few people for whom I would shed no tears.


34 posted on 09/21/2013 8:33:38 AM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: Don Corleone

That heart is made of stone.


38 posted on 09/21/2013 8:48:19 AM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
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