Sure would beat Boehner....
My mini Schnauzer and Chiweenie (Chihuahua/Dachshund mix) would be better than Boehner.
Dougie and Mr. Wiggles would daily tear the Dems. a new one!
RE Boehner:
Well... he got it right - finally - on the Defund Obamacare thing.
As much as I despise Pelosi, she did the Speaker job for HER PARTY well - aggressive, oppositional, and tough to deal with.
As for your dogs... I must admit that the spectacle of watching a pissed-off, testosterone-fired Chihuahua-dachsund tearing up some hapless Dem senator /congresscritter ankles would indeed bring a tear of joy to me ol’ eyes....