A fur trapper who was strictly from Siberia?
He took a dog-do snowcone, and stuffed it in my right eye.
He took a dog-do snowcone, and stuffed it in my other eye.
And the husky wee-wee (I mean the doggy wee-wee) has blinded me,
and I can’t see (temporarily).
[Fits right in, except the roles are reversed. Today, Vlad the macho fur trapper is the one blinding Barack the Eskimo Kid.]