He took a dog-do snowcone, and stuffed it in my right eye.
He took a dog-do snowcone, and stuffed it in my other eye.
And the husky wee-wee (I mean the doggy wee-wee) has blinded me,
and I can’t see (temporarily).
[Fits right in, except the roles are reversed. Today, Vlad the macho fur trapper is the one blinding Barack the Eskimo Kid.]
Well, he [vlad] did have the unmitigated audacity to one-up the messiah on the world stage, so the fur trapper has done a bit more than bludgeon a baby seal this go around.
On second thought... it’s not as though anyone with a few neurons firing didn’t already see that coming. I guess that’s what happens when you take a narcissist off script.