Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I needed that! :-)
.... and that winged thingy over the fruit salad... ordinarily, it was a Paratrooper badge...
But in THAT instance, in THAT army, I understand it had something to do with “Bravery In The Performance and Consummation of Marital Duties” and there may have been a Yak or Llama involved, along with several feet of Keilbasa and a 55 gallon drum of 5W-40 Motor Oil... at least that’s the rumor I heard... dunno if you heard that or not...