Now, That is some SERIOUS BLING, baby!!!
He’s even got the Golden “Eliminated Me Some White Landowner Bourgeoisie” Brassard action goin’ on there...
And them there EEE-Paul-et shoulder boards just positively SCREAM “Macho”...
SASSY!!!! Ain’t it? Bet he’s got the native hoes hanging off him every night...
Damn... it’s GOOD to be the King!
He he he!
He even got a medal from the Cordon Bleu for his innovative preparation of the classic “Long Pig”.