Global warming cleverly hides itself with 1 million sq miles more arctic ice

Hot Air ^ | September 8, 2013 | JAZZ SHAW

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I would consider a means of darkening the ice so it soaks up more sunlight. Its how I melt the ice off my sidewalk...I throw out some black rubber mats and the ice under them melts in a couple hours even when it’s super cold.

In Colorado, they put coal dust on the roads instead of salt.

"They" have also claimed that China and India are putting out a cloud of soot that can be seen by satellites. The prevailing winds takes that black soot right over to the ice packs.

[ully2]

Oh God, we are all gonna die.

[NoCmpromiz]

I throw out some black rubber mats...

Before the epa started messing with internal combustion engines, good ol' Diesels could belch a big cloud of carbon black.. Maybe we should return to the days of high particulate diesel exhaust - we could collect the black and spread it on those pesky advancing glaciers... ;-)

It would be one way for Algore to use up his, umm, CARBON credits.

[17th Miss Regt]

Don’t waste the opportunity! The old tires can be used to necklace RINOs and then we get a twofer!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Omoslem told us that He was the won who would make the sea levels fall. Looks like he got real busy real fast. It’s a miracle!

[Balding_Eagle]

What global cooling will do to crops.

Fortunately we have real agricultural scientists working on crops that can compensate, in part, for shorter, cooler, dryer, growing seasons.

[spokeshave]

we might be in danger of heading into another ice age, which would be disastrous for mankind.

Obama on this like a laser...

King Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....

(PhysOrg.com) -- Sunspot formation is triggered by a magnetic field, which scientists say is steadily declining. They predict that by 2016 there may be no remaining sunspots, and the sun may stay spotless for several decades.

The last time the sunspots disappeared altogether was in the 17th and 18th century, and coincided with a lengthy cool period on the planet known as the Little Ice Age....and lasted 400 years.

Good luck surviving with no electricity and GE modified seeds.

[spokeshave]

Omoslem told us that He was the won who would make the sea levels fall.

Ha...King Barack "Canute" Husain Obama the Great...

...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....

[Democrat_media]

for 30 years the governmentS and the media have been screaming global warming.

30 years the governments have funded fake research, fake studies, fake science, fake experiments, all to create the hoax called global warming

the media has also been issuing fake news reports for 30 years to spread the lies and brainwash the democrat voters

we never believed that global warming hoax

so they are trying to change the name to climate change

and then they try to say that all this climate change causes more hurricanes but this has been the slowest hurricane season and coldest summer i can remember.

Rush said the media were ecstatic cause finally the first hurricane is way out there in the Atlantic

we should put all of this in the democrats’ face and catch them in their lies. will the low info democrat voters finally realize their gov and media and leaders have been lying to them about global warming for 30 years? and then will they ask what else have they've been lying about?

[TurboZamboni]

yes- and it would be Bush’s fault.

[lentulusgracchus]

People are going to be pissed when temps crash and we revert to brutally pleniglacial conditions .... and it’s going to be Sarah Palin’s fault, she should have shut up and eaten rat poison for us. Or something.

[tet68]

Jewish Mother Sweater Alert

So, your mother gives you two sweaters.
You wear one to please her.
She says. “What, you didn’t like the other one?”

[tet68]

It has been cool, I live in Dahlonega now but I remember
a summer in the 80’s when we had thirty days straight of
over 100 degree heat, at night is seldom got below 80.
I thought I would die, we were downtown urban pioneers
and lived in a half converted loft.
The HORROR.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Had to look up, “pleniglacial.”

Yes, I agree. All I would tell them is, “Isn’t climate change great?!?!?”