[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Omoslem told us that He was the won who would make the sea levels fall. Looks like he got real busy real fast. It’s a miracle!

[spokeshave]

Omoslem told us that He was the won who would make the sea levels fall.

Ha...King Barack "Canute" Husain Obama the Great...

...Obama issues an Executive Order to the Sun...

....to increase it's magnetic field....

and make a good crop of sunspots before elections in 2016....