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(background music "If I Only Had a Brain")

Kerry had just completed THE DNC'S COMPASSION-TRAINING SEMINAR as he pontificated on the use of chemical weapons.

When he did his DNC Compassion Act.....Kerry was even able to force out tears when he asserted w/ eyes narrowed for emphasis: "use of chemical weapons in “a cowardly crime” and a “moral obscenity” that shocked the world’s conscience."

Then he added.....

"I'm getting a brain transplant tomorrow."

And not a moment too soon.

24 posted on 09/09/2013 7:23:26 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Kerry said that it would be limited. In fact he will be leaving on his yacht any day now to shoot some bottle rockets at Assad.
41 posted on 09/09/2013 7:30:41 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Liz
what kind of brain?..plian worm brain, w/all that
space...maybe even vacuous vessel.

55 posted on 09/09/2013 7:43:55 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Liz

60 posted on 09/09/2013 7:50:28 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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I'm getting a brain transplant tomorrow

Problem is this is the one he is getting...

On the other hand, it may be an improvement.

72 posted on 09/09/2013 8:04:47 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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"I'm getting a brain transplant tomorrow."

Not to pick, but I think the proper term would be brain "implant."

Transplant indicates that he has one to exchange.

86 posted on 09/09/2013 8:48:50 AM PDT by AAABEST (Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
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