“Standard reality fare is “friction and fits of rage and four-letter words,”
True, but Hard Core Pawn still cracks me up!
I love HCP for the entertainment value.
C: I wanna pawn dis ring. I needs five hundred fifdy dollars.
E: *weighs and examines it* I can give you a $70 loan.
C; whatda mean? I paids 1,200 for dat ring! No. You wills give me 550! What your goon doin here?
E: here’s your ring. Bye!
Gets escorted/dragged outside swearing at everyone.
Ah, Detriot in 2013.