They eat too much!
Please send check to:
Rocklobster
PO Box xox
Downeast, Maine
Assiduous research at a lesbian biker bar has scientifically established that the obese lesbo drives the Harley (or big Yamaha's) while the less obese lesbian rides on the pillion, tweaking various of the plethora of hanging bits on the lesbian operating the controls.
Send half your grant to KB, c/o VFW, Livermore Falls. If the VFW is closed, (we do swamp it out once in a while) tell Norm to leave it at The Odd Fellows.
Make sure that your gubmint report highlights the fact that since the obese lesbos have discovered Maine, the price of a decent lumberjack shirt (if you can find one) has skyrocketed. Have Reggie Love look into it.