Posted on 09/07/2013 4:25:34 AM PDT by kevcol
The federal government has spent $2.2 million studying why three quarters of lesbians are obese despite sequestration-mandated budget cuts that critics warned could delay progress in medical breakthroughs.
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Thus far, the study has yielded one report, published in January, which found that gay and bisexual males had a greater desire for toned muscles than completely and mostly heterosexual males.
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they love each other just the way they are are. if women did not need to impress/rope in a guy, well then ....
Assiduous research at a lesbian biker bar has scientifically established that the obese lesbo drives the Harley (or big Yamaha's) while the less obese lesbian rides on the pillion, tweaking various of the plethora of hanging bits on the lesbian operating the controls.
Send half your grant to KB, c/o VFW, Livermore Falls. If the VFW is closed, (we do swamp it out once in a while) tell Norm to leave it at The Odd Fellows.
Make sure that your gubmint report highlights the fact that since the obese lesbos have discovered Maine, the price of a decent lumberjack shirt (if you can find one) has skyrocketed. Have Reggie Love look into it.
They should just come out and say they are spending $2.7 million to buy “lesbian plumper porn”.
They’re not obese because they’re lesbians. They’re lesbians because they’re obese.
Who gives a flyin’ fig why lesbians are fat? Or anyone else for that matter? In most cases it is a CHOICE of the behaviors that lead to fatness; in a few it is genetic or glandular. Don’t want to be fat? Control your food intake and get your body moving an hour a day five times a week. If that doesn’t make a difference after six months or so, see a doctor for help.
i wonder if they will correlate this with the fact most lesbians suffer from depression/some form of other mental illness - besides being lesbian.
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