Here’s What Chuck Hagel Wears When He Thinks He’s Going to Bomb Syria

Mediaite ^ | 9/2/13 | Evan McMurry

[Nachum]

Either Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel has some interesting superstitions regarding his wardrobe and Middle East invasions, or he was on his way to an open-bar boat naming party when President Barack Obama called in his National Security Council:

[shove_it]

Kerry swiped Hagel’s tie.

[VerySadAmerican]

Is that Rahm Emmanuel sitting to the right of Kerry?

[dfwgator]

[blueunicorn6]

The cumulative IQ in that room matches that of a somewhat slow Sea Cucumber.

[VerySadAmerican]

I know there are people pulling Obama’s strings. But do they tell him everything to say via mini-prompter? Even when in meetings?

[nascarnation]

Looks like Rhambo but I assume he has enough problems in Chicago to keep himself busy.

[dennisw]

all eyes are upon their jug eared genius

[blueunicorn6]

“Joe, who is Mike On? Is he some Vietnamorean or something?”

[gov_bean_ counter]

Noticed that too.

[smartymarty]

What is the ‘body language’ about hand to cheek or chin?

[Tijeras_Slim]

He looks like Anderson Cooper in about 20 years.

[bigfootbob]

Yes, to the right of Kerry is super criminal Eric Holder, next to him is the punk godfather Emmanuel.

[Selene]

“Who’s the lady on the video monitor?”

Huma-dialing in from her multimillion dollar NY apartment

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Lurch appears lifeless.

[TigersEye]

Purple Drank.

[blueunicorn6]

“Joe, I’ve pushed this button ten or twelve times now and Kerry’s chair still hasn’t flipped over and thrown him into that pool of fire under the floor. You are responsible for the technical stuff. What? Do I have to hire that stupid North Korean to get some really good death devices?”

[nascarnation]

Could be...the hairstyle doesn’t look right....but possible

[dfwgator]

“Throw me a bone here!”

[dennisw]

An overly staged photo what with Susan Rice looking super super serious, as if she has any kind of IQ above 30 when it comes to foreign affairs

[blueunicorn6]

“Everybody look at Clapper. See how the laser dot scoots back and forth on his bald head? When Hillary was here, you get get her to climb the wall chasing a red laser dot.”