[Standing Wolf]

Forget the rumors. When is he going to address the facts about his hilarious imaginary friend "T-Bone?"

Uh-oh! You're in big trouble with the Imaginary Friends Liberation Front now, FredZarguna! They've got their own parades now, their own signs and slogans and colors and bumper stickers, and their own faction in the Democratic [sic] party. As a matter of fact, President You Didn't Build That has some imaginary friends of his own, and isn't at all ashamed of them.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Have you ever been to one of those Friends of Imaginary Friends Pride parades?

Everything starts off OK, but then the marchers start yelling at each other for stepping on the toes of their imaginary friends.

It gets real ugly real quick.

[FredZarguna]

I'm especially afraid of imaginary friends wearing back-less chaps... [Which Felix Pappalardi may have sung about in Theme From an Imaginary Western]

But I'm more concerned by Barack's imaginary relatives. The uncle who liberated Auschwitz comes to mind, and of course he has Dreams From an Imaginary Father.

Because, as I've said before: "You can pick your imaginary friends, but you can't pick your imaginary relatives."