Posted on 08/29/2013 8:43:30 AM PDT by don-o
LOL!
Squirt a little lighter fluid on it and set it in fire.
Back in 1968-69, some of the black airmen decided they wanted beards. So, they purposefully scraped their faces with dull Gillette Blue Blades to make the skin bleed, then they got a medical reason not to shave.
Take it off whisker at a time with a M16 at 50 paces.
CAIR will be suing in minutes over the horrid religious persecution of Devout Boy. Then the other Devout Boy in DC will tell US military to kiss off and let him “practice” his “religion.”
Does this POS still have the rank of major and will he be addressed as such?
I bet he loses other things, too.
The novel concludes with Popeye on the scaffold, where his hair has been mussed by the rope being placed about his neck:
Popeye began to jerk his neck forward in little jerks. "Psssst!" he said, the sound cutting sharp into the drone of the minister's voice; "pssssst!" The sheriff looked at him; he quit jerking his neck and stood rigid, as though he had an egg balanced on his head. "Fix my hair, Jack," he said.
"Sure," the sheriff said. "I'll fix it for you;" springing the trap.
Leave the beard and the lice. All that scratching will keep him entertained. When it becomes infected, douse it with bacon grease.
Nope, now he’s “Private Hasan” without even a buck private’s pay.
Hope they stick him in a windowless pit of a cell so that he becomes known as “potted plant”.
Oh, and take away his Koran so he can’t throw it in the toilet & then blame the guards.
“How will MSNBC handle this?”
Maybe they will have mercy and take some of them home. Which of them WOULDN’T feel sorry for homeless lice?
i say they toss him a gun and say ‘try to get past us’ and have to shoot him in self defense. no foul shooting a person in self defense.
I would love to have MSNBC, CBS, NBC, PBS, Al Jazeera and Chris Mathews in the room when I dry shaved him.
Did I mention I still use my Dads (he gave it to me years ago) straight razor.
A few (3 or 4) four fingered scotches should be enough to get me willing to touch that piece of sh#t.
Rip it out by hand.
He should have an accident while training to become a suicide bomber. Implant a stick of dynamite up his butt and light his fuse.
One would likely want to don a HAZMAT suit for that job.
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