I would love to have MSNBC, CBS, NBC, PBS, Al Jazeera and Chris Mathews in the room when I dry shaved him.
Did I mention I still use my Dads (he gave it to me years ago) straight razor.
A few (3 or 4) four fingered scotches should be enough to get me willing to touch that piece of sh#t.
One would likely want to don a HAZMAT suit for that job.