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Marijuana-wrapped arrow shot at Wash. jail
Yahoo News (AP) ^
| 8/28/2013
Posted on 08/29/2013 12:45:14 AM PDT by South40
BELLINGHAM, Wash. (AP) A man is accused of trying to get marijuana into a Washington state jail by attaching it to an arrow he shot onto the roof.
A Whatcom County sheriff's employee saw the man step out of his pickup truck and use a bow to launch the arrow toward the jail's second-floor recreation area, but it missed its target.
((snip))
The sheriff says Jordan told deputies he had been aiming at a squirrel, but he couldn't explain why he needed to attach marijuana to the arrow to go squirrel hunting.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: arrow; pot; weed; weirdnews
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posted on
08/29/2013 12:45:14 AM PDT
by
South40
To: South40
Pygmies use curare. Liberals use marijuana.
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posted on
08/29/2013 12:49:18 AM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
To: South40
Obviously a Longfellow devotee.
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posted on
08/29/2013 1:22:58 AM PDT
by
Bratch
To: South40
Wow, he must be quite the archer! I dont know anyone that hunts squirrel with a bow.
Oh, and western gray squirrels are protected in Washington so he could be in trouble there too if he was shooting at a western gray squirrel. Just saying.
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posted on
08/29/2013 1:51:43 AM PDT
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: South40
“aiming at a squirrel”
ROFLMAO
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posted on
08/29/2013 2:28:58 AM PDT
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: sten
It was good weed, apparently.
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posted on
08/29/2013 2:31:14 AM PDT
by
South40
To: South40
We’ve got pot shops all over the state now. Sometimes they’ve got some dufus young guy waving a sign with the green cross outside the place, like it was Domino’s Pizza.
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posted on
08/29/2013 2:41:45 AM PDT
by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Catmom
I've heard there are some “squirrely” inmates in those places.
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posted on
08/29/2013 4:04:59 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: South40
but he couldn't explain why he needed to attach marijuana to the arrow to go squirrel hunting.
If he missed thered be some happy squirrels?
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posted on
08/29/2013 4:27:33 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: R. Scott
If he missed, the squirrels would get so stoned they’d be easy to catch by hand?
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posted on
08/29/2013 4:57:35 AM PDT
by
Max in Utah
(A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
To: Max in Utah
Laying spread eagle on their backs wearing silly grins.
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posted on
08/29/2013 5:20:13 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: South40
This is common. My brother works at the prison in Buena Vista CO they find arrows all the time. Sometimes they still have dope attached.
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posted on
08/29/2013 6:02:33 AM PDT
by
SpeakerToAnimals
(I hope to earn a name in battle)
To: South40
It appears the Duke Boys are branching out from dynamite...
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posted on
08/29/2013 6:32:55 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Bratch
I like this version.
I shot an arrow into the air.
It fell to earth I know not where.
Until one day, with rage profound,
The man it fell on came around.
In less time than it takes to tell,
He showed me where the arrow fell.
And now I do not rightly care,
To shoot more arrows into the air!
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posted on
08/29/2013 7:26:43 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
In this case it's
I shot an arrow in the air.
Uh, dude what were we doing?
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posted on
08/29/2013 1:10:39 PM PDT
by
techcor
(leas)
To: Arthur Wildfire! March; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj; stephenjohnbanker; ...
The sheriff says Jordan told deputies he had been aiming at a squirrel, but he couldn't explain why he needed to attach marijuana to the arrow to go squirrel hunting.More and more inner city squirrels are getting hooked on dope, sad.
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posted on
08/29/2013 10:36:29 PM PDT
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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