1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling
Your point is?
This is Great!
But WHY did you leave out the FACT that the chemical - Dihydrogen Monoxide - is used in the making of bread?
THIS has GOT to be the determining factor!
It has been PROVEN to be the major component of ALL alcoholic beverages!!!