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15 Canadian things that Ted Cruz should also renounce
Washington Examiner ^
| August 21, 2013
| Charlie Spiering
Posted on 08/21/2013 3:07:47 AM PDT by theruleshavechanged
Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas made headlines Monday after he indicated that he would renounce his Canadian citizenship.
“Nothing against Canada, but I’m an American by birth and as a U.S. senator, I believe I should be only an American,” Cruz said in a statement.
But if Cruz truly wants to prove himself a real American, he should renounce the following Canadian things.
1. Justin Bieber
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: canada; cruz; naturalborncanadian; naturalborncuban; naturalbornsubject; tedcruz; texas; unitedstates
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I have a lot of Canadian friends - so I got a kick out of this. . .
To: theruleshavechanged
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:17:55 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: theruleshavechanged
LOL! (but I thought it was spelled “twonie”)
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:37:48 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: theruleshavechanged
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:38:04 AM PDT
by
fedupjohn
(America...Designed by Geniuses...Now inhabited by Idiots..Palin 2016...)
To: theruleshavechanged
They missed William. . . .Shatner.
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:45:22 AM PDT
by
Salgak
(http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
To: Salgak
They also missed five American quarts in one Canadian gallon.
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:53:27 AM PDT
by
kitkat
(STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
To: theruleshavechanged
Does he know anything about the canadian bacon conspiracy?
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:54:07 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: theruleshavechanged
As a French-Canadian-American let me just say Canadian bacon is awesome....and so is curling.
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:57:43 AM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: theruleshavechanged
Thanks for posting! The graphics in the article are great and on point.
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posted on
08/21/2013 3:59:26 AM PDT
by
maica
(Welcome to post-rational America.)
To: theruleshavechanged
Curling - What is wrong with the greatest sport in history?
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:02:30 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Straight Vermonter
But if they wanted to do things right, they would figure out a way to combine the two. Maybe curl a butt of un-cut Canadian bacon or other small ham. I’m just sayin’....
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:09:38 AM PDT
by
Pecos
(Kritarchy: government by the judges)
To: Straight Vermonter
Nothing wrong with a good ham.
To: bmwcyle
Curling is great—as long as you don’t go trying to pass it off as a sport.
It’s more like tiddlywinks on ice.
To: cripplecreek
Holy skoke(d) bacon, Batman ... a blast from the past.
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:15:55 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: theruleshavechanged
High on my list would be the Alberta custom of serving a good Rib Eye steak with spegetti
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:23:58 AM PDT
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Travon... Felony assault and battery hate crime)
To: theruleshavechanged
Hell, EVERYONE should renounce Justin Bieber...
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:27:52 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: theruleshavechanged
Once he renounces his Canadian citizenship he needs to say NOTHING more... it will no longer be his business and if he did comment... he would be no better that jim carry or michael j fox or any other Canadian that meddles in our republic.
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:28:53 AM PDT
by
LibLieSlayer
(FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
To: 9YearLurker
Right.
An excuse to drink beer, and an interesting way to kill some time? Yes.
A sport?
No.
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posted on
08/21/2013 4:29:22 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: theruleshavechanged
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
To: theruleshavechanged
I think most of the admonitions were said with tongue planted firmly in cheek.
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