Christie is not s...electable outside of the country club liberal fringe of the GOPe party
Nah!! Clearly, He’s “The One” who can beat Hillary!!!
He’ll out-Dem the Dem!!! He’ll Out-Lib the Lib! And things will be just swell, with unicorns and rainbows and sh*t...
You’re just NOT with the Program, brother... Why, you might even be a ... gasp... Conservative ... (NOOOOOO!!!!!!How’d HE get in here???)
(Shh... I won’t tells nobodies no’s how!!!)