"Bombs? Why, thank you young man."
Posted on 08/16/2013 8:10:58 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
LAX would be shut down indefinitely.
Or Las Vegas.
I have never wanted to join the TSA but this is tempting.
To the tune of Brazil:
Brazier...you hold the things I love so dear...
if the ugly chick next to you on the plane, lights her boob fuse, notify the flight attendant.
What will set these breasts off? Rip chords, cell phones or the human touch?
Y’all TSA agents know what to do.
I would pay $$$ to watch her play volleyball...or try to swing a golf club..
"Bombs? Why, thank you young man."
A few years back a Yemeni terrorist tried to kill one of the Saudi Ministers with a bomb inserted into his ass. The terrorist died but the Minister escaped with minor injuries. I would have loved to have heard the interview with the Saudi police.
Police: “What happened sir?”
Minister: “The Son of a Bit— came into my office, mooned me and his ass exploded. I need a bath!”
Police: “Pardon my uncontrollable outburst of rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and pardon my use of the word ass.”
Talk about “spectacular”!!!!!!
will this mean New TSA Protocols..or business as usual?
Finally, something to show for $80 billion.
things have never been More Surreal!
what will Obama Say??
the scenes been set for what will likely be Obama’s BIGGEST GAFFE to DATE ..should he dare to comment on this development.
WIll Obama hold a press conference t update us on this development or will he send Jay Carney out...to answer the medias pertinent questions?
Joe Biden on Breast Bombs....I can hardly wait
Obamas College Roomate???
I just cant imagine what the next THREAT is going to be!
Just like the article the other day about how AQ is using encrypted chatrooms to avoid NSA snooping.....
All of this Homeland Security stuff is a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY!
thats the plan
bankrupt the USA using whatever methods are available
those methods not previously available, get invented as they go along.
are the EMBASSIES still closed?
Here’s how to deal with this. And other threats. ALL members of the middle eastern death cult are banned from flying.
Reason: there is zero risk of a non-death cultist putting a bomb inside his/her body and blowing it up in a plane.
well have to SHIP....em all back to thier mooselim homelands...
they get to HIKE....to the coast...and then RAFT...back to Saudi Arabia or wherever
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