Stop calling Fat Boy "Fat Boy." He's had the operation. By the time the election rolls around, he'll probably weigh in at 150 and should be able to have a set of matching luggage made from the left-over hide.
However, if you must have a nickname for him, try "Pantload." Whatever he weighs, that would fit.
17 posted on 08/14/2013 3:00:38 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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