Posted on 08/06/2013 2:22:56 PM PDT by Red Badger
An app that directly competes with Facebook.
FaceButt?............
I’ve heard of sitting on pins and needles butt this is ridiculous.
Why do we need smart potties?
Imagine in a power outage. Even the potty doesn’t work. Insanity.
Why would anybody want a toilet they can flush with their smartphone in the first place?.......
I WANT one of these smart toilets. I do.
I’ll just press a button on my phone app and BINGO!
All Wiped Up.
The NSA is all over this...
This begs the question of why it is important to have a smart phone-controlled pooper.
For dumb sh!ts.......
wait... what?
Smart toilets take Butt-Dialing to a whole new level - ping.
Everybody be careful, I have one of these and had some issues. I was sitting on the toilet doing my business when I decided to activate the toilet app with my cell phone. I had toilet paper in one hand and my phone in the other. I went to put my password (My password is poopoo, how clever is that?) in my cell phone but wait a minute, this hand has the toilet paper. This could only mean one thing, the cell phone is in my ass. Yes, some ass has my cell phone. I put the phone in a zip lock bag and took it to the Apple store and told them, “I don’t know what happened, it just stopped working”. If you can believe it, I now have to operate the toilet manually until I get my phone back, How stupid is that, what am I a cave man or something?
Time for Hollywood to remake No Time for Sergeants.
The line offers a bowel-movement tracker for those concerned with monitoring their health.
Great, now my doctor and the IRS will think I go to the bathroom every 30 seconds because the neighbor kid hacked my toilet.
What is it with the Japanese and toilets?
So, I go to the bathroom in the airport. What is the story on the sinks in airport bathrooms, that they will not give us a twist-it-on twist-it-off, human-style faucet? Is that too risky for the general population? Too dangerous? We gotta install the one-handed, spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass Alcatraz-style faucet. You know, those ones you gotta go: "Hey I got a little water there" "Hey I got a couple of drops."What is it they think we would do with a faucet? Turn them all on full, run out into the parking lot laughing, pushing each other into the bushes?
"Come on, the water's on, let's go! I turned it on full blast!"
"You idiot! We're businessmen - we're gonna miss our plane."
"Who cares? Water!"
That's how they think we're gonna act.-- Jerry Seinfeld, I'm Telling You For The Last Time
THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT..
I’m surprised that it doesn’t intentionally let you sync up with your phone via bluetooth as a sanitary measure. People could request features with their phones rather than touch a common panel on the wall. It would have to figure out a way to make sure you sync up with the right phone instead of the one held by the person in a nearby stall.
The possibilities are endless. Yelp could confirm that you really did eat at the restaurant on which you just passed commentary. Walgreens could determine if you are a good candidate for stool softener coupons. ...
A toilet with video uplink yo YouTube..........
Unless there is a camera somewhere in there or you need to pay to flush (and ostensibly have stored your credit card information in your toilet) at home...what would a criminal possibly gain by hacking your toilet, other than a harmless prank?
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