“..The onlly proper answer to this question is None of your damn business....”
Actually, the ONLY proper answer is “No, why would you ask that?” with a slight air of indigence.
Saying “none of your damn business” automatically implies you DO own, and the doc writes it up as such.
Giving up ANY information does you no good.
If they want that information so badly let THEM go digging for it in the databases that they’re not supposed to have.
The correct answer is “non-applicable in this context” and move on. Do not elaborate.
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That “slight air of indigence” might make the Doc afraid you won’t pay him-——? In that case he might get indignant over you being a tightwad?