[jiggyboy]

It’s sad to have to wonder which is the case.

There’s a story about a cop in southern CA being brought up on charges that he pepper-sprayed a take-out pizza in the back seat of somebody’s car when they weren’t looking, presumably just for the hell of it.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/OC-prosecutors-Deputy-pepper-sprayed-teen-s-pizza-4704569.php

[Ole Okie]

Wow! Pepper spraying a pizza? I really hadn’t noticed the criminal behavior of pizzas.

I don’t believe either Andy or Barney would have done that, even to a malevolent pizza.

[ASA Vet]

pepper-sprayed a take-out pizza in the back seat of somebody’s car

Saves the need to put some habenaro on it later.

[M Kehoe]

There’s a story about a cop in southern CA being brought up on charges that he pepper-sprayed a take-out pizza in the back seat of somebody’s car when they weren’t looking,

If it was a Domino's pizza, I would have eaten it...

Disclaimer: I eat habeneros raw for breakfast.

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