It’s sad to have to wonder which is the case.
There’s a story about a cop in southern CA being brought up on charges that he pepper-sprayed a take-out pizza in the back seat of somebody’s car when they weren’t looking, presumably just for the hell of it.
Wow! Pepper spraying a pizza? I really hadn’t noticed the criminal behavior of pizzas.
I don’t believe either Andy or Barney would have done that, even to a malevolent pizza.
Saves the need to put some habenaro on it later.
If it was a Domino's pizza, I would have eaten it...
Disclaimer: I eat habeneros raw for breakfast.
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