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Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?
New York Magazine ^ | 8/2/2013 | Dan Amira

Posted on 08/02/2013 11:31:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 08/02/2013 11:35:42 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.

B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.

C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.

D) Failing a field sobriety test.


(Excerpt) Read more at nymag.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; legacysecstatekerry; out; secretaryofstate; secstatekerry; soccer
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Whatever he’s doing, he’s better at it than he is his REAL job........


41 posted on 08/02/2013 12:30:57 PM PDT by Boonie
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To: nickcarraway

That’s his “Did You Know I Have 3 Purple Hearts” strut.


42 posted on 08/02/2013 12:39:22 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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43 posted on 08/02/2013 12:45:50 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: LucyT

Doing the hokey pokey all by himself?

44 posted on 08/02/2013 12:49:02 PM PDT by azishot
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To: nickcarraway

You never played Skip-to-my-loo PocketPool?


45 posted on 08/02/2013 12:54:05 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: nickcarraway

“Can I git me some ballet slippers here?”


46 posted on 08/02/2013 12:54:48 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: nickcarraway
Getting ready for a parade in San Francisco?
47 posted on 08/02/2013 1:01:52 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: LucyT

“Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?”

Keeping your eye on the imaginary ball....

While Dan Amira provides entertaining color for an imaginary game.
http://nymag.com/author/dan%20amira/

Meanwhile, Obama’s Middle East /caliphate foreign policy via Muslim Brotherhood supremacy is in such ruins, Obama has had to back-step out of Kerry’s mouth:

Kerry: The Egyptian Army ‘Saved Democracy’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3050239/posts


48 posted on 08/02/2013 1:07:10 PM PDT by thouworm (Remember: The only thing that stands between us and tyranny is the Constitution. [Mark Levin])
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To: nickcarraway
 photo KERRYKICKINGKITTY_zpse8f2ac53.jpg

49 posted on 08/02/2013 1:43:49 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”- Voltaire)
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To: nickcarraway

Her in MA we used to call him the Shadow.

I met him around 1987 huffing and puffing behind me in line at a 7-11 in Cape Cod.
What a D-Bag.


50 posted on 08/02/2013 2:00:57 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: nickcarraway

Auditioning for the part of Silver in the Lone Ranger sequal.


51 posted on 08/02/2013 2:03:43 PM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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He’s obviously taken offense to all of the horse faced long john jokes.
You see the guys face lately?
Another facelift gone bad it seems....


52 posted on 08/02/2013 2:06:30 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Irenic

......................I never noticed before but Kerry has small feet for his height.
...........................

Yeah, but I guess his junk is enough to attract two very wealthy women so that he can live large!


53 posted on 08/02/2013 2:09:24 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: Noob1999

skerry is “existing”...and that’s scary enough for me!


54 posted on 08/02/2013 2:22:15 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: nickcarraway
One word: RIVERDANCE!


55 posted on 08/02/2013 2:30:14 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: FlJoePa

HAHA, kicking the beggar :-)

I can unhook a bra with one hand snicker snicker.


56 posted on 08/02/2013 3:36:54 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (Inbred, pedophile-worshipping, misogynists (mozlums) offend me.)
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To: nickcarraway
He's doing the can can?
John Kerry cancan dance
57 posted on 08/02/2013 3:39:02 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: nickcarraway

He just got off the Tilt-A-Whirl ride at the county fair and is still dizzy as he heads over to git hisself a funnel cake and check out the hog judging.


58 posted on 08/02/2013 3:45:00 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
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59 posted on 08/02/2013 4:42:08 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: nickcarraway
Soundtrack
60 posted on 08/02/2013 8:42:45 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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