Why was your head wiggling?
LOL...it wasn’t my head wiggling, it was my Springfield rifle. We were all standing at attention with our rifles after performing a “Right Shoulder...Arms!
Looking down the line, all the weapons must have been stock still but mine...I don’t remember why, but perhaps I didn’t get the rifle in the right place and did a minute adjustment or something, which made me stick out like a sore thumb (I guess)
Anyway, I heard him coming, and had no idea he was coming for me.
I heard a fast “pup pup pup pup pup pup pup” of his running feet, then nearly saw stars when he kicked me in the ass really hard (enough to almost lift me in the air) and then he grabbed my rifle and slammed it against the side of my head while he told me that is where it should have been, not wiggling around.
Or something like that...:(