I’ll meet you at the Hollywood Bowl at 3:00 am some day and we can have a race to LAX.
Twenty years ago I might have taken that bet, but today I'm afraid I'd just be taking your money. In the early 90s, you might have still beat me by going the 405 route, but not now. That thing is packed 24/7 these days.
101 to 110 to 105 is a sure loser. Far too many miles. I could almost jog down Highland to LAX in the time it takes going that way round.
Trust me, bud. I got paid to get packages to LAX the fastest way possible for years and years. This is one of the few things in life that I'm truly expert on.
You know you’re right, I know you’re right and anyone else who lives here would also know you’re right. People who don’t live here seem to enjoy making up nonsense just because they’re jealous of those of us who do live here.