OJ Simpson pleads with parole board to cut his sentence as he tells them 'I've been a model inmate'

The Daily Mail ^ | 26 July 2013

[MinorityRepublican]

OJ Simpson pleaded with his parole board yesterday to reduce his prison sentence after serving almost five years, telling them he deeply regretted robbing two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel room. 'I just wish I never went to that room,' he said. 'I wish I just said keep it.' The 66-year-old was handed down a harsh 33-year sentence for kidnapping, armed robbery and other charges in relation to the 2008 incident. He made an emotional plea to two Nevada parole board members via CCTV yesterday, saying he believes he has been a model inmate.

[dfwgator]

"Well ok, then."

[headstamp 2]

“Recidivism!”

[SandRat]

Served only 5 of a 35 year sentence? No parole!

[Jonty30]

Gotta think things through before you do stuff.

[Patrick1]

Nicole Simpson was unavailable for comment.

[dfwgator]

Parole Board chairman: They’ve got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called “recidivism.”
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

[headstamp 2]

He has been a model inmate for a double murderer.

[Eddie01]

He needs to be released to resume his tireless search for the real killer or killers. Go O.J. /s

[headstamp 2]

LOL! Thanks. Great movie.

[bigbob]

Par for the course...expecting special treatment for doing what he is supposed to be doing.

[doc1019]

Charles Manson and Mumia Abu-Jamal have been model prisoners as well, do we want them to go free?

[cloudmountain]

He pleaded???
I wonder if his wife pleaded with him...to not kill her.

Let him plead and FINISH every last year, month, day, hour, minute and SECOND of his sentence. A-hole.

[Gay State Conservative]

Model inmate...model (ex)husband...and model father,no doubt.

[Nifster]

huh OJ???? still a wuss that wants his adoring fans to grovel in front of him. The guy has NO conscience......let him rot

[taxcontrol]

Karma - some times it’s great, sometimes, not so much.

[onyx]

"I missed my two younger kids who worked hard getting through high school, I missed their college graduations. I missed all the birthdays."
~Orenthal Simpson




I think she missed all that and more.

[Gator113]

If OJ was an model inmate, he would already be dead.

[dfwgator]

Seriously how do you get so fat in jail?

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