So it is just another tax. But this makes no sense. Every terrorist will sign up for the program.
Don’t they have similar programs in Ecuador or Nigeria or something?
Except their programs are less corrupt.
Thank you presidenr hussein; the United States is now even more degenerate than the average Third World sh*t hole, thanks to you.
And thanks to all the venal and idiotic morons who voted for you.
An effing 'protection racket'.
TSA will protect us from terrorist unless terrorist willing pay $85. This whole thing is pointless at this point.
Now this is profiling. show me your papers. Pay the poll tax.
That’s racist Sir.
The way things are on airlines these days the grope is the highlight of my trip.
I enrolled in April, but the earliest I could schedule an in-person interview with TSA was August.
So you pay the $85 and they still grope ya?!
WTH!?
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It’s not a tax. IT’S A BRIBE.....
$85???
Or you can slip the tsa lady $15 for a happy ending....
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So, it only costs $85 if you want to blow up an airplane?
This absolutely PROVES the whole ‘security’ system at airports is a complete scam. They don’t care one bit about security.
This is lunacy and extortion at the same time.
How stupid is the idea that the TSA is saving us from anything?
Is any terrorist dumb enough to actually go through a TSA line? Answer: HELL NO!
Think of the fact that probably 95% of all workers in the “secure area” of the flight-line ARE NOT SCREENED each time they come to work and leave work.
Worse yet, all that it takes is a “rag head” at the end of the runway (or the front of it) to simply fire a RPG or high powered rifle at a critical part of a jet taking off or landing to kill everyone on it as it crashes.
The ONLY REASON for the formation of the TSA is to train Americans to freely trade their freedoms for “safety” with the main reason to indoctrinate them into passing through check-points without question in preparation for absolute control by our government in the near future.
This doesn’t sound like a very good idea to me. For frequent flyers, OK, the airlines are very familiar with those people. But to just let anyone pay a fee and go through, what’s to stop some terrorist wannabe from doing that. I’m sure there are plenty of scum out there who have “clean” backgrounds. Of course they’d never make it so it’s not open to Muslims, would they?
Note to terrorists. Make sure you get a few hundred extra in travel expenses from your leaders to cover this.
Oh, and thanks for the new option, TSA!
The TSA should post a menu:
Shoe bombers = $150
Underwear bombs = $125
Box Cutters = $50
Asile prayer rugs to scare the passengers = $25
The old trick parents pull - pretend to give people choices. But give them Hobson’s choices.
Would you like to eat your broccoli first or your carrots?
Would you like me to look at your nuts with this xray machine or would you like to give me $85 hand have be check with my hand?
This from the same Government that exempted all the Politicians from Obamacare.
Every time someone is groped by the TSA, the TSA agent that did the groping should be knocked unconscious, hopefully losing teeth in the process!