[Swordmaker]

This is a case where the presiding judge needs to roll up a newspaper and hit the lawyer who took the case on the nose, saying "NO!"

The guy is mentally ill and is representing himself. He has a law degree from Vanderbilt University but it has been suspended.

[ReignOfError]

Right. That bit of information changes the story substantially, from a laughable wacky lawsuit story to the sad rantings — though better written than most schizophrenics’ Web sites — of a man with a delusional mental illness.