Because he loved to help out and fix stuff.
He was a very helpful, duty driven, little chow.
It preposterous to suggest that this innocent angel in diapers could be a burglar when he died with only 40 dollar and 15 cents in his pockets.
15 cents. Only two numbers less than his age (voice breaks and false tears attempt to flow) when he was stalked, hunted down and then slaughtered by a vicious hunter of human babies with a heart filled and fueled by pure hate!
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Yes, this is my poor imitation of the pathetic persecutors of this matter, please forgive me!